$$ The tax accountant just finished reading the tale of Cinderella to his daughter. The little girl loved the story and asked, "Daddy, when the pumpkin becomes a golden coach, would that be income or a capital gain?
$$ A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated." "And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?" The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service and write on the envelope, "Now you have everything."
$$ Q. Where do homeless accountants live?
A. In a Tax Shelter.
$$ Two neighbors greeted each other over the fence, “How is your daughter doing in accounting class?” inquired one, ”Great” is the response, “Now instead of asking us for her allowance. She bills us for it!”
